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The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid.

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Frank Carson
Age: 85 †
Born: 1926
Born: June 11
Died: 2012
Died: February 22
Comedian
Stand-Up Comedian
Belfast
Ireland
Hugh Francis Carson
Dollars
Million
Cost
Humor
Millions
Quid
Funny
Irish
Three
Dollar
Men
Six

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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
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My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon.
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What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
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