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The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid.

Frank Carson

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Frank Carson
Age: 85 †
Born: 1926
Born: June 11
Died: 2012
Died: February 22
Comedian
Stand-Up Comedian
Belfast
Ireland
Hugh Francis Carson
Millions
Quid
Funny
Irish
Three
Dollar
Men
Six
Dollars
Million
Cost
Humor

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Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: Have a drink on me. The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.
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I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was.
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My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
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A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.
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I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: It takes four hours. I asked why and he said: It keeps turning off the gas.
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I'm not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they're busy.
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I was going up to the bathroom and a woman asked me: Have you a good memory for faces? I asked why and she said: Because there isn't a mirror up there.
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A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window. The officer walks round and starts undoing his fly. Oh dear, she says, Not the breathalyser again.
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What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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My wife went into the butchers and said: You've a sheep's head in your window. The butcher said: That's a mirror.
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My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.
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Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!
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Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list?
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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
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There was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt.
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I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
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My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon.
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Two Irishmen were passing a pub - well, it could happen.
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