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I bought these shoes in Taiwan, and they said in the inside made around the corner.

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Frank Carson
Age: 85 †
Born: 1926
Born: June 11
Died: 2012
Died: February 22
Comedian
Stand-Up Comedian
Belfast
Ireland
Hugh Francis Carson
Humor
Inside
Funny
Taiwan
Around
Corner
Made
Bought
Corners
Shoes

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