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There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous.

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Frank Carson
Age: 85 †
Born: 1926
Born: June 11
Died: 2012
Died: February 22
Comedian
Stand-Up Comedian
Belfast
Ireland
Hugh Francis Carson
Ridiculous
Sitting
Asked
Room
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Titanic
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Dining
Men
Ice

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