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There was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt.

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Frank Carson
Age: 85 †
Born: 1926
Born: June 11
Died: 2012
Died: February 22
Comedian
Stand-Up Comedian
Belfast
Ireland
Hugh Francis Carson
Funny
Night
Burnt
Didn
Irish
Program
Sun
Humor
Went
Space

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