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America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.

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Frank Carson
Age: 85 †
Born: 1926
Born: June 11
Died: 2012
Died: February 22
Comedian
Stand-Up Comedian
Belfast
Ireland
Hugh Francis Carson
Senators
Million
Members
Millions
America
People

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