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I've never seen the Kardashians I'm not sure who they are. But I know a lot about them because it's impossible not to.

Fran Lebowitz

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Fran Lebowitz
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: October 27
Author
Humorist
Journalist
Orator
Writer
Morristown
NJ
Frances Ann Lebowitz
Robert Paine Cook
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No one's supposed to be the president. This is not England. And it's not just the Bush family, all families designate each child as having some particular trait.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Cheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.
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Everything in Japan is hidden. Real life has an unlisted phone number.
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When Toni Morrison said 'write the book you want to read,' she didn't mean everybody.
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I drank my lifetime supply of alcohol and I took my lifetime supply of drugs between the ages of 15 and 19.
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I think writing for me has always been a matter of fear. Writing is fear and not writing is fear. I am afraid of writing and then I'm afraid of not writing.
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Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.
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I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Writers get exactly the right amount of fame: just enough to get a good table in a restaurant but not enough so that people are constantly interrupting you while you're eating dinner.
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Marriage entitles women to the protection of a strong man who will steady the stepladder while they paint the kitchen ceiling.
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I'm like the laziest person who ever lived. It's amazing to me I even sit up.
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[On the writers she admires:] I prefer dead writers, because I don't see them at parties.
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I never wanted to have any extra money, if it meant having to have any extra work.
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Middle class was defined by having certain values and only a certain amount of money. But this new middle class seems to have absolutely no values and an unlimited amount of money.
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I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
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When I fly, I'm never afraid the plane is going to crash. But there have often been times when I was afraid it wouldn't crash. I was just afraid it was going to circle O'Hare for the rest of my life.
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I'd like to decide who comes here. I'd like to be the admissions director of New York.
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Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.
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Whenever I am doing anything else, which is most of the time, even if it is not something like robbing a bank, I feel felonious. Writing is what I'm supposed to be doing.
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