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I hate all jobs. I've never had a job I liked.
Fran Lebowitz
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Fran Lebowitz
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: October 27
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Morristown
NJ
Frances Ann Lebowitz
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When someone asks, 'Why do you think he's not calling me?' there's always one answer - 'He's not interested.' There's not ever any other answer.
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The first people who died of AIDS were artists. They were the most interesting people.
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What people don't know is: Clothes don't really fit you unless they're made for you. Especially when you wear men's clothes, like I do. American women think that clothes fit them if they can fit into them. But that's not at all what fit means.
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The French probably invented the very notion of discretion. It's not that they feel that what you don't know won't hurt you they feel that what you don't know won't hurt them. To the French lying is simply talking.
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Writers get exactly the right amount of fame: just enough to get a good table in a restaurant but not enough so that people are constantly interrupting you while you're eating dinner.
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I write a sentence a thousand times, changing it all the time to look at it in different ways.
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There are too many books. The books are terrible. And this is because you have been taught to have self-esteem.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
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All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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No one earns $100 million. You steal $100 million.
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I've never seen the Kardashians I'm not sure who they are. But I know a lot about them because it's impossible not to.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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I'd like to decide who comes here. I'd like to be the admissions director of New York.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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Do not have your child's hair cut by a real hairdresser in a real hairdressing salon. He is, at this point, far too short to be exposed to contempt.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Nothing lasts. So it's my belief, yes, I know a lot of the things that we liked didn't last, but maybe things we don't like, they're also not going to last. There has been progress in my lifetime. There are certainly things that are better than when I was young, and there are things that are worse. New York City, it's worse. There's no question.
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I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.
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