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Generally speaking, the poorer person summers where he winters.
Fran Lebowitz
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Fran Lebowitz
Age: 73
Born: 1950
Born: October 27
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Morristown
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Frances Ann Lebowitz
Robert Paine Cook
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People always say pop culture. As if we have some high culture to distinguish it from.
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Knowingness is sexy. The opposite of sexy is naivete.
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I write so slowly, I could write with my own blood and not hurt myself.
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All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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I drove a cab. But all the girls I knew when I was young who had to work - there were rich girls - but the ones who had to work were waitresses. Because you could always get shifts in a restaurant.
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