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I doubt there's ever been a true thing said on Fox. Maybe the weather report, maybe not.
Fran Lebowitz
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Fran Lebowitz
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: October 27
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Frances Ann Lebowitz
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A woman's quest in life should be to find the perfect apartment. And I have found the perfect apartment. The perfect apartment is the first floor of the Metropolitan Museum. With a sofa.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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I'd like to decide who comes here. I'd like to be the admissions director of New York.
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There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.
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Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.
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I never had a typewriter. I never had any machines.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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There are certain relationships I think I'm great at: I'm the world's greatest daughter. I'm a great relative. I believe I'm a great friend.
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All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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If you read a lot, nothing is as great as you've imagined. Venice is - Venice is better.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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People who get married because they're in love make a ridiculous mistake. It makes much more sense to marry your best friend. You like your best friend more than anyone you're ever going to be in love with. You dont choose your best friend because they have a cute nose.
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China is not a great idea: capitalism and a dictator. It's like the two worst possible things you could imagine together. It's a very bad idea.
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