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To me, O'Hara is the real Fitzgerald.
Fran Lebowitz
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Fran Lebowitz
Age: 73
Born: 1950
Born: October 27
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Morristown
NJ
Frances Ann Lebowitz
Robert Paine Cook
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I'm not a nervous person. I'm not afraid to be on TV. I'm only afraid when I write. When I'm at my desk I feel like most people would feel if they went on TV.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.
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Money...buys privacy, silence. The less money you have, the noisier it is the thinner your walls, the closer your neighbors.... The first thing you notice when you step into the house or apartment of a rich person is how quiet it is.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Knowingness is sexy. The opposite of sexy is naivete.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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A salad is not a meal, it is a style.
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Think before you speak. Read before you think.
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Sleep is death without the responsibility.
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Notoriously insensitive to subtle shifts in mood, children will persist in discussing the color of a recently sighted cement-mixer long after one's own interest in the topic has waned.
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People who get married because they're in love make a ridiculous mistake. It makes much more sense to marry your best friend. You like your best friend more than anyone you're ever going to be in love with. You dont choose your best friend because they have a cute nose.
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The thing you love right away, don't do it, because that's the very thing that's going to be your addiction for the rest of your life.
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When we were young, we knew things. We knew basic history, even as it related to fashion. Now, when something reappears, an 18 year old has no clue that it's a revival. Despite the fact that they're almost always online they don't get references. I think that's part of why visual things are becoming so derivative.
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I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use.
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I'm like the laziest person who ever lived. It's amazing to me I even sit up.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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People who are well-known, famous people, I think, make very poor characters for fiction. They make good characters for gossip columns. But not for fiction.
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I drove a cab. But all the girls I knew when I was young who had to work - there were rich girls - but the ones who had to work were waitresses. Because you could always get shifts in a restaurant.
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No one I knew talked about money. It's not an area of interest.
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