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If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
Fran Lebowitz
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Fran Lebowitz
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: October 27
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Frances Ann Lebowitz
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The main symptom of falling in love is that you lose your intellectual prowess.
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The Italians are the most civilized people. And they're very warm. Basically, they're Jews with great architecture.
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I'm very lazy, I hate to work.
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