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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.

Fran Lebowitz

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Fran Lebowitz
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: October 27
Author
Humorist
Journalist
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Writer
Morristown
NJ
Frances Ann Lebowitz
Robert Paine Cook
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Clothing
Hotel
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Valet
Back
Relinquish
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Hospitality
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Clothings

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