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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

Fran Lebowitz

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Fran Lebowitz
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: October 27
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Writers have problems writing sex scenes, because writing one really well is pornography.
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[On not reading newspapers:] If something important happens, your mother calls you.
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New York was always more expensive than any other place in the United States, but you could live in New York - and by New York, I mean Manhattan. Brooklyn was the borough of grandparents. We didn't live well. We lived in these horrible places. But you could live in New York. And you didn't have to think about money every second.
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People always say pop culture. As if we have some high culture to distinguish it from.
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There are certain relationships I think I'm great at: I'm the world's greatest daughter. I'm a great relative. I believe I'm a great friend.
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