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If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Fran Lebowitz
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Fran Lebowitz
Age: 73
Born: 1950
Born: October 27
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Frances Ann Lebowitz
Robert Paine Cook
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I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
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My dream writing room would be the Imperial Library in Vienna.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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It's much easier to write a solemn book than a funny book. It's harder to make people laugh than it is to make them cry. People are always on the verge of tears.
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When I was very little, say five or six, I became aware of the fact that people wrote books. Before that, I thought that God wrote books. I thought a book was a manifestation of nature, like a tree.
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If there had been a job of being a reader, I would have taken that, because I love to read and I don't love to write. That would be blissful.
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A salad is not a meal, it is a style.
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No one's supposed to be the president. This is not England. And it's not just the Bush family, all families designate each child as having some particular trait.
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The other day I read that last year 58 million tourists came to New York ... where a puny eight million people are trying to live. Unless they own a hotel chain, I don't think a single one of these eight million people are happy about this.
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If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
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Abandon the search for Truth settle for a good fantasy
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