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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
Fran Lebowitz
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Fran Lebowitz
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: October 27
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Frances Ann Lebowitz
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I'm not a nervous person. I'm not afraid to be on TV. I'm only afraid when I write. When I'm at my desk I feel like most people would feel if they went on TV.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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It would also have been helpful to have gone to a Catholic grammar school. The only people who know grammar are those people who went to Catholic grammar school. Those nuns beat it into them.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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I never wanted to have any extra money, if it meant having to have any extra work.
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Will power is not telling anybody you quit smoking.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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