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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz
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Fran Lebowitz
Age: 73
Born: 1950
Born: October 27
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Morristown
NJ
Frances Ann Lebowitz
Robert Paine Cook
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I drank my lifetime supply of alcohol and I took my lifetime supply of drugs between the ages of 15 and 19.
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Frenchman: Germans with good food.
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Knowingness is sexy. The opposite of sexy is naivete.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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China is not a great idea: capitalism and a dictator. It's like the two worst possible things you could imagine together. It's a very bad idea.
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I always liked people who are older. Of course, every year it gets harder to find them.
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Now people need special costumes to ride bicycles. I mean, a helmet, what, are you an astronaut??
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The Italians are the most civilized people. And they're very warm. Basically, they're Jews with great architecture.
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I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
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