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A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.
Finley Peter Dunne
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Finley Peter Dunne
Age: 68 †
Born: 1867
Born: July 10
Died: 1936
Died: April 24
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Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.
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A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.
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Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.
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One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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It [Thanksgiving] was founded by the Puritans to give thanks for bein' preserved from the Indians, an' we keep it to give thanks we are preserved from the Puritans.
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What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.
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Opportunity knocks at every man's door once. On some men's door it hammers till it breaks down the door and then it goes in and wakes him up if he's asleep, and ever afterward it works for him as a night watchman.
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The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.
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An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
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You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.
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