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A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.

Finley Peter Dunne

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Finley Peter Dunne
Age: 68 †
Born: 1867
Born: July 10
Died: 1936
Died: April 24
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Chicago
Illinois
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No, sir, th' dimmycratic party ain't on speakin' terms with itsilf. Whin ye see two men with white neckties go into a sthreet car an' set in opposite corners while wan mutthers Thraiter an' th' other hisses Miscreent ye can bet they're two dimmycratic leaders thryin' to reunite th' gran' ol' party.
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You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.
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Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.
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It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.
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I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.
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A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.
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Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it
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What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.
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Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.
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When 'tis an aven thing in th' prayin', may th' best man win ... an' th' best man will win.
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I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
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To most people a savage nation is wan that doesn't wear oncomf'rtable clothes.
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It [Thanksgiving] was founded by the Puritans to give thanks for bein' preserved from the Indians, an' we keep it to give thanks we are preserved from the Puritans.
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High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.
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If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.
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A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.
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Opportunity knocks at every man's door once. On some men's door it hammers till it breaks down the door and then it goes in and wakes him up if he's asleep, and ever afterward it works for him as a night watchman.
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.
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