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I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.

Finley Peter Dunne

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Finley Peter Dunne
Age: 68 †
Born: 1867
Born: July 10
Died: 1936
Died: April 24
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No, sir, th' dimmycratic party ain't on speakin' terms with itsilf. Whin ye see two men with white neckties go into a sthreet car an' set in opposite corners while wan mutthers Thraiter an' th' other hisses Miscreent ye can bet they're two dimmycratic leaders thryin' to reunite th' gran' ol' party.
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Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.
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A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.
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The past always looks better than it was it's only pleasant because it isn't here.
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If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.
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What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.
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When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.
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Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.
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An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
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Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.
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Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.
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Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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Don't jump on a man unless he is down.
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A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.
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