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If ye live enough befure thirty ye won't care to live at all afther fifty.
Finley Peter Dunne
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Finley Peter Dunne
Age: 68 †
Born: 1867
Born: July 10
Died: 1936
Died: April 24
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Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it
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I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.
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An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
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That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.
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A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable
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Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.
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I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
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If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.
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Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.
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You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.
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When 'tis an aven thing in th' prayin', may th' best man win ... an' th' best man will win.
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A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.
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The past always looks better than it was it's only pleasant because it isn't here.
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