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If ye live enough befure thirty ye won't care to live at all afther fifty.
Finley Peter Dunne
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Finley Peter Dunne
Age: 68 †
Born: 1867
Born: July 10
Died: 1936
Died: April 24
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Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.
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Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.
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Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.
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It [Thanksgiving] was founded by the Puritans to give thanks for bein' preserved from the Indians, an' we keep it to give thanks we are preserved from the Puritans.
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The past always looks better than it was it's only pleasant because it isn't here.
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I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.
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What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.
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There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.
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