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Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.
Finley Peter Dunne
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Finley Peter Dunne
Age: 68 †
Born: 1867
Born: July 10
Died: 1936
Died: April 24
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One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.
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I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.
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A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.
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Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
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To most people a savage nation is wan that doesn't wear oncomf'rtable clothes.
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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Many a man that couldn't direct ye to th' drug store on th' corner when he was thirty will get a respectful hearin' when age has further impaired his mind.
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No, sir, th' dimmycratic party ain't on speakin' terms with itsilf. Whin ye see two men with white neckties go into a sthreet car an' set in opposite corners while wan mutthers Thraiter an' th' other hisses Miscreent ye can bet they're two dimmycratic leaders thryin' to reunite th' gran' ol' party.
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The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.
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Don't jump on a man unless he is down.
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High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.
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When 'tis an aven thing in th' prayin', may th' best man win ... an' th' best man will win.
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When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.
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That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.
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Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.
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Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
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It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.
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If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.
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If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.
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Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.
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