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A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.

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Finley Peter Dunne
Age: 68 †
Born: 1867
Born: July 10
Died: 1936
Died: April 24
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It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
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Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.
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Many a man that couldn't direct ye to th' drug store on th' corner when he was thirty will get a respectful hearin' when age has further impaired his mind.
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Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.
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Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.
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A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable
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A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
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A man's idee in a card game is war
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I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
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The past always looks better than it was it's only pleasant because it isn't here.
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If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.
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I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.
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Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.
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Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.
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When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.
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