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A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.

Finley Peter Dunne

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Finley Peter Dunne
Age: 68 †
Born: 1867
Born: July 10
Died: 1936
Died: April 24
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Chicago
Illinois
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If ye live enough befure thirty ye won't care to live at all afther fifty.
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The past always looks better than it was it's only pleasant because it isn't here.
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You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.
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Opportunity knocks at every man's door once. On some men's door it hammers till it breaks down the door and then it goes in and wakes him up if he's asleep, and ever afterward it works for him as a night watchman.
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A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
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Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.
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What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.
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Many a man that couldn't direct ye to th' drug store on th' corner when he was thirty will get a respectful hearin' when age has further impaired his mind.
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I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
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Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.
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Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.
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Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it
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It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.
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What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.
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There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.
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