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What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.
Finley Peter Dunne
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Finley Peter Dunne
Age: 68 †
Born: 1867
Born: July 10
Died: 1936
Died: April 24
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An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
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When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.
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Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.
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One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.
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It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
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The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.
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