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It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.

Finley Peter Dunne

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Finley Peter Dunne
Age: 68 †
Born: 1867
Born: July 10
Died: 1936
Died: April 24
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Chicago
Illinois
Hypocrisy
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If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.
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Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.
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When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.
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Don't jump on a man unless he is down.
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Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.
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Opportunity knocks at every man's door once. On some men's door it hammers till it breaks down the door and then it goes in and wakes him up if he's asleep, and ever afterward it works for him as a night watchman.
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Many a man that couldn't direct ye to th' drug store on th' corner when he was thirty will get a respectful hearin' when age has further impaired his mind.
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Histhry is a post-mortem examination. It tellsye what a counthry died iv. But I'd like to know what it lived iv.
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I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
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Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it
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I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.
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Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.
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What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.
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A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable
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A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.
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Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.
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