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Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.
Finley Peter Dunne
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Finley Peter Dunne
Age: 68 †
Born: 1867
Born: July 10
Died: 1936
Died: April 24
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Opportunity knocks at every man's door once. On some men's door it hammers till it breaks down the door and then it goes in and wakes him up if he's asleep, and ever afterward it works for him as a night watchman.
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An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
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It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.
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Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.
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Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.
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Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
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A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
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