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An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
Finley Peter Dunne
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Finley Peter Dunne
Age: 68 †
Born: 1867
Born: July 10
Died: 1936
Died: April 24
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A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.
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What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.
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A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.
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