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If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.
Finley Peter Dunne
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Finley Peter Dunne
Age: 68 †
Born: 1867
Born: July 10
Died: 1936
Died: April 24
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If ye live enough befure thirty ye won't care to live at all afther fifty.
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It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.
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A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.
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No, sir, th' dimmycratic party ain't on speakin' terms with itsilf. Whin ye see two men with white neckties go into a sthreet car an' set in opposite corners while wan mutthers Thraiter an' th' other hisses Miscreent ye can bet they're two dimmycratic leaders thryin' to reunite th' gran' ol' party.
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That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.
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It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
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I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.
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