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Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.
Finley Peter Dunne
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Finley Peter Dunne
Age: 68 †
Born: 1867
Born: July 10
Died: 1936
Died: April 24
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Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.
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One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.
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It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
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The past always looks better than it was it's only pleasant because it isn't here.
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When 'tis an aven thing in th' prayin', may th' best man win ... an' th' best man will win.
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A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.
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What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.
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