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Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.

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Finley Peter Dunne
Age: 68 †
Born: 1867
Born: July 10
Died: 1936
Died: April 24
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Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.
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Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.
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Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.
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When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.
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I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.
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Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
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No, sir, th' dimmycratic party ain't on speakin' terms with itsilf. Whin ye see two men with white neckties go into a sthreet car an' set in opposite corners while wan mutthers Thraiter an' th' other hisses Miscreent ye can bet they're two dimmycratic leaders thryin' to reunite th' gran' ol' party.
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If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.
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Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
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High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.
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One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.
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A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
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What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.
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I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.
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An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
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To most people a savage nation is wan that doesn't wear oncomf'rtable clothes.
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Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it
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A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
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