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Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.

Finley Peter Dunne

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Finley Peter Dunne
Age: 68 †
Born: 1867
Born: July 10
Died: 1936
Died: April 24
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There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.
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I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.
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An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
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Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.
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A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.
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If ye live enough befure thirty ye won't care to live at all afther fifty.
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I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.
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Histhry is a post-mortem examination. It tellsye what a counthry died iv. But I'd like to know what it lived iv.
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Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.
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It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.
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You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.
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The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.
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Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
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If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.
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Opportunity knocks at every man's door once. On some men's door it hammers till it breaks down the door and then it goes in and wakes him up if he's asleep, and ever afterward it works for him as a night watchman.
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Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it
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A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.
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Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.
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