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Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.
Finley Peter Dunne
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Finley Peter Dunne
Age: 68 †
Born: 1867
Born: July 10
Died: 1936
Died: April 24
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That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.
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It [Thanksgiving] was founded by the Puritans to give thanks for bein' preserved from the Indians, an' we keep it to give thanks we are preserved from the Puritans.
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A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
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Drink never made a man better, but it has made many a man think he was better.
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Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.
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Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.
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I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.
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Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.
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I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.
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The past always looks better than it was it's only pleasant because it isn't here.
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Opportunity knocks at every man's door once. On some men's door it hammers till it breaks down the door and then it goes in and wakes him up if he's asleep, and ever afterward it works for him as a night watchman.
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When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.
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A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable
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One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.
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