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If it flies, floats or fornicates, always rent it.. it's cheaper in the long run.

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Felix Dennis
Age: 67 †
Born: 1947
Born: May 27
Died: 2014
Died: June 22
Businessperson
Poet
Publisher
Writer
Kingston
Rent
Floats
Cheaper
Flies
Running
Money
Long
Always

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I've always noted with some awe the reading habits of the Australian public. Australians read more newspapers and magazines per head of population than almost any other country in the world.
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Computers are wasteful of paper and time. Once, we'd get documents with a few errors. Now, people make hundreds of copies until each sheet is flawless and memos are duplicated endlessly. Managers get swamped with emails.
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With the greatest of respect, I have watched Apple from the day it started. I was publishing magazines about the Apple II before most people had ever heard what a personal computer was.
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America is not the center of the universe.
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America, ladies and gentlemen, has done more for me financially than Britain ever has, or ever could have done.
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Obviously, waste disposal is an enormous and fantastic industry.
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I loathe and detest movies and television and don't watch any. I do not have the time.
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Teamwork is the glue which binds losers together
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The age of celebrity editors and monstrous staffing are over.
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I want to prove that if you write in strict meter and rhyme about subjects people care about, they will buy poetry.
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Whatever qualities the rich may have, they can be acquired by anyone with the tenacity to become rich.
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As with the onset of sudden celebrity, for the newly rich, the world often becomes a darker, narrower, less generous place a paradox that elicits scant sympathy, but is nonetheless true.
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Nobody could like Donald Trump, surely, except his mother. No one really likes The Donald. But how can you not have respect for a guy who's been down on the floor and just keeps coming back? Nothing will keep Donald Trump down until they drive a wooden stake in his heart and a silver bullet in his brain.
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People who grow rich almost always improve their sex life. More people want to have sex with them. That's just the way human beings work. Money is power. Power is an aphrodisiac. Money did not make me happy. But it definitely improved my sex life.
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I have one talent, and that's figuring out what people want about two minutes before they know it themselves.
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I thoroughly object to getting old. If you could let me be 16 again, I'd give you everything I've got and everything I'll ever have.
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If you are unwilling to fail, sometimes publicly and even catastrophically, you will never be rich.
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False praise is worse than no praise.
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Without self belief nothing can be accomplished. With it, nothing is impossible.
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