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Why don't men ... leave off those detestable stiff collars, stocks, and things, that make them all look like choked chickens, and which hide so many handsomely-turned throats, that a body never sees, unless a body is married, or unless a body happens to see a body's brothers while they are shaving.

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Fanny Fern
Age: 61 †
Born: 1811
Born: July 9
Died: 1872
Died: October 10
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Portland
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Sara Payson Willis Parton
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Everything in the country, animate and inanimate, seems to whisper, be serene, be kind, be happy. We grow tolerant there unconsciously.
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Oh! to be a child again. My only treasures, bits of shell and stone and glass. To love nothing but maple sugar. To fear nothing but a big dog. To go to sleep without dreading the morrow. To wake up with a shout. Not to have seen a dead face. Not to dread a living one. To be able to believe.
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I am getting sick of people. I am falling in love with things. They hold their tongues.
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No crust so tough as the grudged bread of dependence.
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Every father knows at once too much and too little about his own son.
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One person is as good as another in New England, and better, too.
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Experience is an excellent doctor, though he never had a diploma.
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Blessed be sleep! We are all young then we are all happy. Then our dead are living.
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they who are not fastidious as to the means, seldom fail of securing the result they aim at.
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There are no little things. Little things, so called, are the hinges of the universe.
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Hoary-headed old Winter, I have had enough of you!
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