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Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.
Faina Ranevskaya
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Faina Ranevskaya
Age: 87 †
Born: 1896
Born: August 27
Died: 1984
Died: July 19
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Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya
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