In order to eliminate discrimination, the Modern Liberal has opted to become utterly indiscriminate.

Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?

Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.

What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'

Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions.

Further, it would take one of those impossible coincidences that the Modern Liberal relies on so heavily to explain how it is that the two most religious nations in the Western World - the United States and Israel - are also arguably the world's two most scientifically and technologically advanced.

Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.

Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.