Quote

All work and no pay makes a housewife.

Evan Esar

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Evan Esar
Age: 95 †
Born: 1899
Born: January 1
Died: 1995
Died: January 1
American Humorist
Humorist
Housewife
Pay
Makes
Work

More quotes by Evan Esar

Image
An actor is a man with an infinite capacity for taking praise.
Evan Esar
Image
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.
Evan Esar
Image
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.
Evan Esar
Image
Times change: it was once the custom to take a bath weekly and religion daily.
Evan Esar
Image
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
Evan Esar
Image
All men are created equal and endowed by their Creator with a mighty urge to become otherwise.
Evan Esar
Image
Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.
Evan Esar
Image
A bright eye indicates curiosity a black eye, too much.
Evan Esar
Image
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
Evan Esar
Image
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
Evan Esar
Image
Conscience gets a lot of credit that really belongs to cowardice.
Evan Esar
Image
More diets start in dress shops than in doctors' offices.
Evan Esar
Image
Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
Evan Esar
Image
After paying for the wedding, about the only thing a father has left to give away is the bride.
Evan Esar
Image
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
Evan Esar
Image
An expert is someone who takes something you already know and makes it sound confusing.
Evan Esar
Image
Conceit is a disease That the doctors got no cure They've done a lot of research on it But what it is, they're still not sure.
Evan Esar
Image
To a teenager, it cannot be true love if her family approves of him.
Evan Esar
Image
You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.
Evan Esar
Image
If you don't like to make excuses or apologies, stop making promises.
Evan Esar