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Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.

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Evan Esar
Age: 95 †
Born: 1899
Born: January 1
Died: 1995
Died: January 1
American Humorist
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[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
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The most uncommon form of intelligence is common sense.
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Times change: it was once the custom to take a bath weekly and religion daily.
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Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
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In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.
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