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Hard work never hurt anyone who hired someone else to do it.

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Evan Esar
Age: 95 †
Born: 1899
Born: January 1
Died: 1995
Died: January 1
American Humorist
Humorist
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Hired
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Anyone
Else
Someone
Hard
Work

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