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Laugh and the world laughs with you cry -- and the world laughs harder.

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Evan Esar
Age: 95 †
Born: 1899
Born: January 1
Died: 1995
Died: January 1
American Humorist
Humorist
Laughter
Cry
Laugh
Harder
Laughing
World
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