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Laugh and the world laughs with you cry -- and the world laughs harder.

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Evan Esar
Age: 95 †
Born: 1899
Born: January 1
Died: 1995
Died: January 1
American Humorist
Humorist
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Laughter
Cry
Laugh
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Times change: it was once the custom to take a bath weekly and religion daily.
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A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss.
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The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.
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There's only one kind of common sense but a thousand varieties of stupidity.
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You can't judge the ability of a doctor by the amount of praise the undertakers give him.
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Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
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Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
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An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.
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Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
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Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.
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All men are created equal and endowed by their Creator with a mighty urge to become otherwise.
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All work and no pay makes a housewife.
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A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
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Hard work never hurt anyone who hired someone else to do it.
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A corporation has all the powers and privileges of an individual: all it lacks is a conscience.
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A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn't fit.
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Corrupt officials are usually close-mouthed and open-handed.
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A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.
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The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.
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Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
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