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Laugh and the world laughs with you cry -- and the world laughs harder.

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Evan Esar
Age: 95 †
Born: 1899
Born: January 1
Died: 1995
Died: January 1
American Humorist
Humorist
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World
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A corporation has all the powers and privileges of an individual: all it lacks is a conscience.
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The most uncommon form of intelligence is common sense.
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The only time a lazy man ever succeeds is when he tries to do nothing.
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The only medicine that needs no prescription, has no unpleasant taste, and costs no money is laughter.
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Man is the control experiment of heredity and environment and since his heredity controls him, he tries to control his environment.
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Washington is the place where nobody believes a rumor until it has been officially denied.
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[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
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Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
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