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Laugh and the world laughs with you cry -- and the world laughs harder.

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Evan Esar
Age: 95 †
Born: 1899
Born: January 1
Died: 1995
Died: January 1
American Humorist
Humorist
Laughs
Laughter
Cry
Laugh
Harder
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World

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Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.
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Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.
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The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.
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The modern dance is no dance in the first place, and when you've finally learned it, it's not modern any more.
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A credit card is a convenient device that saves you the trouble of counting your change.
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Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
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The only medicine that needs no prescription, has no unpleasant taste, and costs no money is laughter.
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All men are created equal and endowed by their Creator with a mighty urge to become otherwise.
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A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
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Washington is the place where nobody believes a rumor until it has been officially denied.
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The most uncommon form of intelligence is common sense.
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A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
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The only time a lazy man ever succeeds is when he tries to do nothing.
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A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.
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A dictator's chief problem is keeping the stomachs of his subjects full while keeping their heads empty.
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Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
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The chief ability of an executive should be his ability to recognize ability.
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Conceit is a disease That the doctors got no cure They've done a lot of research on it But what it is, they're still not sure.
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Corrupt officials are usually close-mouthed and open-handed.
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The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery.
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