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Adam and Eve were the first of all unions to defy management.

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Evan Esar
Age: 95 †
Born: 1899
Born: January 1
Died: 1995
Died: January 1
American Humorist
Humorist
Defy
Adam
Unions
Management
Firsts
First

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