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Many a girl who can't dance well makes up for it during intermission.

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Evan Esar
Age: 95 †
Born: 1899
Born: January 1
Died: 1995
Died: January 1
American Humorist
Humorist
Makes
Wells
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Many
Intermission
Dance
Girl

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