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Many a girl who can't dance well makes up for it during intermission.

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Evan Esar
Age: 95 †
Born: 1899
Born: January 1
Died: 1995
Died: January 1
American Humorist
Humorist
Intermission
Dance
Girl
Makes
Wells
Well
Many

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