Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Conceit is a disease That the doctors got no cure They've done a lot of research on it But what it is, they're still not sure.
Evan Esar
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Evan Esar
Age: 95 †
Born: 1899
Born: January 1
Died: 1995
Died: January 1
American Humorist
Humorist
Stills
Still
Conceit
Done
Cure
Cures
Doctors
Research
Disease
Sure
More quotes by Evan Esar
The only medicine that needs no prescription, has no unpleasant taste, and costs no money is laughter.
Evan Esar
Some people worry because they are in debt others, because they can't even get in.
Evan Esar
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
Evan Esar
Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.
Evan Esar
Do a little more every day than you are expected to do, and soon you will be expected to do more.
Evan Esar
The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.
Evan Esar
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
Evan Esar
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Evan Esar
All men are born equal, but some of them outgrow it.
Evan Esar
All men are created equal and endowed by their Creator with a mighty urge to become otherwise.
Evan Esar
Formerly when a man worked ten hours a day, it was called economic slavery nowadays it is called moonlighting.
Evan Esar
Many a girl who can't dance well makes up for it during intermission.
Evan Esar
Don't tear your hair out over a woman it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald.
Evan Esar
In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.
Evan Esar
Corrupt officials are usually close-mouthed and open-handed.
Evan Esar
When you make your mark in the world, watch out for the envious with erasers.
Evan Esar
A man picks a wife about the same way an apple picks a farmer.
Evan Esar
All things come to him who waits, but they are mostly leftovers from those who didn't wait.
Evan Esar
You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.
Evan Esar
The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery.
Evan Esar