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In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.

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Evan Esar
Age: 95 †
Born: 1899
Born: January 1
Died: 1995
Died: January 1
American Humorist
Humorist
Deciding
Elections
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Factors
Election
Vote
Usually
Undecided

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