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Evan Esar
Age: 95 †
Born: 1899
Born: January 1
Died: 1995
Died: January 1
American Humorist
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The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
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A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn't fit.
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A credit card is a convenient device that saves you the trouble of counting your change.
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The man who doctors himself with the aid of medical books, runs the risk of dying of a typographical error.
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An epigram is the marriage of wit and wisdom a wisecrack, their divorce.
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A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss.
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If you want to be different nowadays, just act normal.
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[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
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A home in the country is what a city man hopes to buy and a farmer hopes to sell.
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All things come to him who waits, but they are mostly leftovers from those who didn't wait.
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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
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Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.
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A cynic sees little to admire in the world, while the world sees even less to admire in him.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you cry -- and the world laughs harder.
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The best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.
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A good loser is all right, but it isn't so much fun to beat him.
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Many a girl who can't dance well makes up for it during intermission.
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Many a husband lives to regret the extravagant fee he bestowed upon the minister who sentenced him.
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An actor is a man with an infinite capacity for taking praise.
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