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Evan Esar
Age: 95 †
Born: 1899
Born: January 1
Died: 1995
Died: January 1
American Humorist
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Adam and Eve were the first of all unions to defy management.
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Times change: it was once the custom to take a bath weekly and religion daily.
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The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
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Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.
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After paying for the wedding, about the only thing a father has left to give away is the bride.
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A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.
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Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
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Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you cry -- and the world laughs harder.
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An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.
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Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g others, because they understand each other too well.
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A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn't fit.
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A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.
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After wisdom comes wit.
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A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond
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Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.
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All work and no pay makes a housewife.
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If it required some effort to go from today to tomorrow, some people would always remain in yesterday.
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Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.
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